Obama: Oh, no! No no no!It’s not what you think, my friend.What I mean is that you have a charm that attracts… ahh… women.Do you catch my drift?
Pacquiao:Catch?Where’s the ball?Try me cuz I’m a very good catcher.
Obama:I know you are.But what I mean is that did you understand what I was saying?
Pacquiao:Ahh… I think I know what you’re saying.Yes, I know how to catch chicks.That’s why they call me“chickboy.”He he he…
Obama: You’re funny, Manny.You’re my kind of guy…mojo machoman!
Pacquiao: You’re my kind of guy too…mucho barako!He he he…
Obama:Okay, okay. Ha ha ha… Stop it! My stomach hurts… ha ha ha…Okay, seriously… Manny, I’d like to ask you a big favor.
Pacquiao:Anything, Barack.Just ask.Your wish is my command.
Obama:Well, I know Sen. Harry Reid of Nevada won the election.It was because of you.You showed up on stage with him a few days before the election, you smiled and waved your hands without saying a thing.It was fantastic!It was all over the news on TV.And Reid won the election because of your endorsement!Can you do the same thing for me in my re-election campaign in 2012, my friend?
Pacquiao:It would be an honor to be on stage with you, Mr. President.Do you want me to deliver a temporary speech?
Obama: Temporary speech?Uhh… What’s that?
Pacquiao:It’s a speech without notes.Straight from the brain, you know.
Obama: Oh, you mean extemporaneous speech?And you also mean “straight from the heart,” right?
Pacquiao: Same thing, same thing.
Obama:Well, to tell you the truth, since it is going to be televised, some Americans might not be able to understand what you’re saying… because of your… uhh… I mean… ahh… just the way you say things.However, if you just smile and wave your hands, it might… uhh… amuse them and they would vote for me.You know what I mean, amigo?
Pacquiao:Mr. President, you insulted me!I will not campaign for you!I’ll campaign for Sarah Palin cuz she said she loves my accent.She said it’s cute.
Obama: Well, if that is the case, I’ll cancel our photo session.There will also be no official press release of our meeting.
Pacquiao:But Barack, I came all the way from the Philippines just for a photo opportunity with you.
Obama: Sorry, amigo, I suggest that you go to Alaska and ask Sarah for a photo op with her.
Pacquiao:Ay naku, naloko na!
Obama: I beg your pardon?
Pacquiao: Never mind, I’m getting out of here! Good-bye,barako!
Obama: Bye bye.Please say “Hi” to Sarah for me.Ha ha ha…
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Disclaimer: This “transcript” is fictional and does not represent actual events. However, Pacquiao and Obama actually met but the White House didn’t allow Pacquiao to have a photo opportunity with Obama.
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