HAVE A GOOD LAUGH! J 
 


 


 


Proofreading is a dying art


  




Man Kills Self Before Shooting Wife and Daughter
  
This one I caught in the SGV Tribune the other day and called the Editorial Room and asked who wrote this.  It took two or three readings before the editor realized that what he was reading was impossible!!!  They put in a correction the next day.



I just couldn't help but sending this along. Too funny.  
Something Went Wrong in Jet Crash, Expert Says
  
No kidding, really? Ya think?
  
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Police Begin Campaign to Run Down Jaywalkers
   
      Now that's taking things a bit far!
  
 
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Panda Mating Fails; Veterinarian Takes Over
   
      What a guy!
    
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Miners Refuse to Work after Death
  
No-good-for-nothing' lazy so-and-so's!
  
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J
uvenile Court to Try Shooting Defendant   
See if that works any better than a fair trial!
  
 
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War Dims Hope for Peace
   
I can see where it might have that effect!
  
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If Strike Isn't Settled Quickly, It May Last Awhile
  
  Ya think?!
  
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Cold Wave Linked to Temperatures
   
     Who would have thought!
  
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Enfield ( London ) Couple Slain;
 Police Suspect Homicide    
They may be on to something here!
  
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Red Tape Holds Up New Bridges
   
     You mean there's something stronger than duct tape?
  
 
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Man Struck By Lightning:Faces Battery Charge
  
    He probably IS the battery charge!
  
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New Study of Obesity Looks for Larger
 Test Group   
Weren't they fat enough?!

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Astronaut Takes Blame for Gas in Spacecraft 
  
That's what he gets for eating those beans!
  
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Kids Make Nutritious Snacks
   
      Do they taste like chicken?
 
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Local  High School 
Dropouts Cut in Half   
      Chainsaw Massacre all over again!
  
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Hospitals are Sued by 7 Foot Doctors
   
      Boy, are they ever tall!
  
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And the winner is......
   
Typhoon Rips Through Cemetery; Hundreds Dead
     
    Did I read that right?
  
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Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread

the stupidity, and send this to someone to whom you want to

bring a smile  (maybe even a chuckle). We all need a good laugh, at least once a day!







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